- Adam Sandler: buffoon or comic genius?
- A rich man makes that question irrelevent (laughter).
- Who's had the biggest influence on you, riding and otherwise?
- Whoa, uh... (thinks) Robert Smith, Brian Hobson, and Jesus.
- Favorite tricks, tricks invented...
- Favorite trick is a deathtruck, of course.
- Going as fast as you possibly can.
- Absolutely. Tricks I've invented...uh, I guess the last one was just the other day: deathtruck to junkyard. That's fun.
- Who's the second best flatlander ever?
- Second?
- Well, the first is obviously Jones, right?
- Ah, I think Chase.
- Really?
- I think Chase and Jones are pretty much duking it out there. I don't know anybody besides them (laughter). All I know is that [flatland today] is all built on what they did five years ago
- Greatest accomplishment.
- Uh...I'm still here.
- When you're not riding or listening to the Cure, what occupies your time?
- Sebastian [his son], Julie [girlfriend]... (thinks) Huh, that's about it.
- What's with kids these days and their huge baggy pants?
- I see them in the rain and they're like a big wick (laughter), the water up to their freakin' knees. What is that? I love it when it rains; it makes it so easy to pick out the losers (laughter). How useful is that? You can't do a fuck truck in those friggin' shants with the crotch way down at your knees (laughter). Forget it.
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