I recently moved to a new apartment, and while unpacking I came across a booklet I picked up at a GT/Brittania trick show back in 1986. (For the record, Brittania is/was a clothing company, and the riders were Josh White & Dino DeLuca.) Even then I thought that the contents of the booklet were pretty stupid, but now — 12 years later — it really shines as a legitimate embarassment.
I've transcribed the contents of the booklet below and on the following pages (plus I've thrown in some 1986-87 tour photos & video for the hell of it). You'll notice that whoever wrote it had an aversion to adding — or should I say, addin' — g's to the end of words. Most of it is the usual "wear your safety gear" stuff, but the best (or, at least, most entertaining) part has to be the BMX-English Dictionary, which is made up mostly of words that nobody has ever used.
